Me n Shania
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
I used to have this thing with Shania Twain, we worked it out after I came out. But I came across a conversation we used to have, thought I would share.
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Shania: I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
Me: I'm sure
S: But you've got being right down to an art
Me: I am a genius
S: You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
Me: But..
S: You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Me: You don't know the half of it.
S: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Me: DUH!
S: Okay, so you're a rocket scientist.
Me: Well I don't mean to brag but...
S: That don't impress me much. So you got the brain but have
you got the touch. Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night, that don't
impress me much!
Me: How many geniuses do you know with my looks?
S: I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket.
Me: they break
S: And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
M: I don't see why not
S:And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
Both:'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
S: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
M: Yup!
S: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
M: Star Quality Baby
S:Okay, so you're Brad Pitt.
M: He's ugly
S: That don't impress me much. So you got the looks but have you got
the touch. Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright, but that
won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much
M: Ok, fine you don't care about looks or smarts, what about my car?
S: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine.
M: Daily!
S: You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
M: If they're muddy, doesn't everyone?
S: I can't believe you kiss your car good night
M: But she's pretty.
S: C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
M: Nope, why?
S: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
M: Uh huh, I am.
S: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else.
M: You know you do too.
S: Okay, so you've got a car
M: A really nice car!
S: That don't impress me much. So you got the moves but have you got the touch. Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright, but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much. You think you're cool but have you got the touch. Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright, but that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night. That don't impress me much
M: You just don't understand I've got it all, looks, brains, a really nice car.. I am the king baby the king
S: Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
M: What a tool.
S: Whatever.. That don't impress me.
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As you can see, I was too much for her.
posted by ZEUS @ 4:25 PM,
